HopeHoops
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Tue Jan-12-10 12:05 PM
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A 90 year old man tells his doctor that his 18 year old wife is pregnant. |
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The doctor pauses for a minute and says, "Let me tell you a story. A man goes camping but accidentally takes his umbrella instead of his shotgun. He's tending the fire when a bear charges him. He grabs the umbrella, points it at the bear, and shoots the bear dead."
"That's impossible," the old man gasps! "Somebody else must have shot that bear!"
"My point exactly," replies the doctor.
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2. that's what i am sayin |
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