Orrex
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Wed Jan-13-10 09:41 AM
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What sort of blasphemous alchemy occurs within a cat's vile bowels? |
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I mean, how do they ingest a handful of mild-smelling kibble and "classic pate" and extrude it as a pint of of eyeball-searing, paint-peeling, asphyxia-inducing toxic sludge?
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Wed Jan-13-10 09:54 AM
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1. Its definitely not a case of |
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Thu Jan-14-10 12:13 PM
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24. Alchemy isn't primarily about transmutation of elements |
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It's the process of individuation.
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Wed Jan-13-10 10:05 AM
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2. To quote the late great Carlin, "The only thing that smells worse than cat food... |
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... is cat food that's been through a cat's digestive tract."
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Wed Jan-13-10 10:09 AM
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3. My vet said that if a cat stinks up the whole apartment |
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(as mine has on occasion), it's a sign that his food doesn't agree with him.
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Wed Jan-13-10 10:09 AM
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4. I'm just grateful I don't have to clean up after lions. |
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Wed Jan-13-10 01:20 PM
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5. My puppy considers cat poo a gourmet treat! |
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Thu Jan-14-10 08:17 AM
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18. We had a bunch of dogs when I was growing up, and I have to say |
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that the very worst of their offerings, at the height of their very worst digestive maladies, don't compare even to a healthy cat's standard output.
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Wed Jan-13-10 01:26 PM
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You have obviously never had to deal with a feline case of "tinsel butt". NOw thats some fun !!!
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Wed Jan-13-10 01:32 PM
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8. or in my sweet departed Grady's cas semi digested lizard butt |
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Wed Jan-13-10 01:31 PM
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Orrex
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Thu Jan-14-10 08:18 AM
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20. No, I usually take mine straight. |
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Edited on Thu Jan-14-10 08:18 AM by Orrex
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Wed Jan-13-10 01:55 PM
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9. I started feeding my cats premium kibble and the poop is less toxic |
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I lost a cat to diabetes so I switched the other two to grain free food .The ingredients are alot better
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Wed Jan-13-10 01:56 PM
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10. What a coincidence! Ginger says cats ask the same thing about OUR bowel movements, and |
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that's why they eat grass to induce vomiting.
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Thu Jan-14-10 08:16 AM
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17. At least we humans generally have the decency to flush ours out of the house |
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And immediately after the act, we don't walk all over the cats and shove our posteriors into their faces.
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Thu Jan-14-10 12:07 PM
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23. I thought you were supposed to |
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Wed Jan-13-10 02:20 PM
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11. in my experience, straight meat is even worse when it comes out |
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When I feed my cats minced chicken or fish from our dinner leftovers, the smell of the poo is outrageous. Words fail me.
So I don't think it's bad cat food. Maybe it's a lack of fiber.
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Wed Jan-13-10 02:36 PM
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12. Here's what I recommend: |
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Wed Jan-13-10 07:51 PM
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13. But remember those DU words of wisdom: Don't Tutch the But! |
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Wed Jan-13-10 08:33 PM
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14. My cats are too cool to fart.. My puppy on the other hand... |
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Do you happen to know if there is a canine version out there?
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Wed Jan-13-10 11:20 PM
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15. My cat loves seafood.. |
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I get him kibble and the canned food. Mostly he will only eat shirmp, salmon, tuna or whatever other kinds of seafood in the can. I have his cat box in the bath room. I even have gotten the smell absorbing litter, but it doesn't help. I know EXACTLY when he has gone.. it reeks beyond belief!
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Thu Jan-14-10 12:05 AM
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16. The same kind thats going through my bowels right now... |
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Damn stomach bug from hell :puke:
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Thu Jan-14-10 08:24 AM
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22. You should lay off the "Savory Supper" and "Seafood Surprise" for a few days |
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Thu Jan-14-10 08:18 AM
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19. You think wet food doesn't smell bad going in? |
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My cat decided to come over and sniff my face affectionately right after eating the other day..Ugh. Cat food breath...
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Thu Jan-14-10 08:24 AM
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21. It's a matter of proportion. |
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And if I had to strap to my nose either an open can of cat food or an open can of cat shit, I know how I'd choose.
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