Have you ever sworn a pact with the Devil?

[undeterred]

[HopeHoops]

1. E-GADS MAN! You need a MAJOR WARNING on an OP like that!

:puke:

[dysfunctional press]

2. i keep offering to...but he never shows up.

:shrug:

[trof]

3. I didn't, but the Haitians did.

According to Pope Pat Robertson.
:eyes:

[bluesbassman]

4. Yeah, but fortunately California has no fault divorce.

So I didn't have to hire a PI to get incriminating photos.
:evilgrin:

[old mark]

5. Amen, brother...the devil and her mother.......nt

[Blue-Jay]

6. The people of Haiti made a deal with the devil.

Pat Robertson said so, so it must be true.

EDIT: Shit, trof, I didn't see your reply before I made a comment. It's nice to know that we're on the same page.

[unpossibles]

7. No. I've considered it

but then decided I wasn't sure I wanted to work in advertising.

[Deep13]

8. I tried, but the devil did not negotiate...

...because he doesn't exist.

How come ALL the major dieties of Christianity are male? Father, son, holy ghost AND the devil?

[undeterred]

12. The virgin mother is a pretty big deal in Catholicism.

[Deep13]

13. She's the biggest of the minor dieties.

And it seems pretty clear she was only added to win over pagan Romans who were accustomed to having female dieties.

[dysfunctional press]

14. because it would be creepy to worship a menstrating deity...?

men have a real problem with 'that' stuff.

[Deep13]

15. I wasn't aware that I had a problem.

Perhaps you can explain it to me.

[dysfunctional press]

17. perhaps you should ask your mommy about the birds and the bees questions...

:eyes:

[Deep13]

18. Nice deflection.

You said "men" have a "problem" with menstration. You did not say some men or a few men or most men or many men. You just said "men." That includes me. I am asking you to explain what that problem is since you claim to know.

[MrCoffee]

19. This is my favorite active subthread going

I'm just saying.

[dysfunctional press]

20. i didn't say "all men" either...

:shrug:

[undeterred]

22. But its ok to drink blood

as in Holy Communion.

[Name removed]

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[guitar man]

9. do marriage vows count?

:hide:

[Soylent Brice]

21. !!!

:rofl:

[arcadian]

10. Once. But I don't remember it.

[mulsh]

11. I've offered to sell my neighbor's soul to the devil

but I haven't heard back.

[MrCoffee]

16. I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd60nI4sa9A

[Sky Masterson]

24. No,but one time I tried to negotiate with an angel.

I'd bet the Devil is easier.

[muffin1]

25. Yep,

but unfortunately, Pat Robertson and Rush Limpballs are still with us.

[Wapsie B]

26. No I must not have.

Fame, power, glamor, prestige? Not here.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. I traded my soul in order to play the guitar like nobody's business.

But my guitar playing still sucks and I wasn't happy, so I got my soul sent back to me in 6 to 8 weeks.