Amerigo Vespucci
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Thu Jan-14-10 10:51 PM
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Poll question: If Santa got stuck in your chimney, how would you handle it? |
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Thu Jan-14-10 10:52 PM
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Thu Jan-14-10 10:55 PM
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dysfunctional press
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Thu Jan-14-10 11:18 PM
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3. throw another log on the fire... |
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Thu Jan-14-10 11:32 PM
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4. I'd just leave him there. |
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Eventually he would lose weight and get unstuck, and fall down.
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Thu Jan-14-10 11:38 PM
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5. If Santa got stuck in your chimney, how would you handle it? |
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. It depends upon what your definition of "it" is. .
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Thu Jan-14-10 11:42 PM
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6. I'd ask him why he put a chimney in my apartment |
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when we don't need fireplaces in this climate.
Whatever kind of magic he used to create a chimney in an apartment that doesn't have a fireplace should be sufficient to remove him from said chimney :P
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Thu Jan-14-10 11:44 PM
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Thu Jan-14-10 11:51 PM
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8. I think I'm missing something here, |
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like your duplicate post ;)
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Fri Jan-15-10 12:13 AM
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10. I know I probably had that one coming... |
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Fri Jan-15-10 12:16 AM
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Goddamn ten choice limit. Thanks Skinner. You can have your fucking star back.
Not really though. I like my star.
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Fri Jan-15-10 12:01 AM
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9. (1) Climb up on the roof and free the frickin reindeer. (2) Contact the Elves International Union |
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and find out if they want to use this unique opportunity to negotiate with Santa about wages and benefits. (3) Pipe Jane Fonda tapes up the chimney to remind the fatso he wouldn't be stuck if he'd taken diet and exercise seriously, and promise him a year's membership in Weightwatchers after he's thinned down enough to come unstuck
O8)
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Fri Jan-15-10 09:28 AM
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12. I have learned from our corporate overlords about disaster capitalism |
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Santa has a disaster, I capitalize and steal the presents.
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