I just fell backwards, naked, onto a potato.

[LeftyFingerPop]

What I mean is...I hope it's a potato.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. You'll know for sure if it sprouts.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I think I feel eyes.

[Ptah]

3. Forgive me Father, for I have skinned

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. That is making me clench up.

[WCGreen]

4. I hate when that happens...

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. You and me both.

[kayakjohnny]

7. It might've been Mr. Potato's

Head.



And he looks a little pissed.

I ain't even wondering how those ears felt going through.

No sir, I ain't.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Thanks for reminding me about the ears...

I think I blacked out momentarily at that point.

[JohnnyLib2]

9. Yeah,yeah, that one is heard in the ER all the time.

:hide:

[Kali]

10. were you hanging curtains?

edit

do note my sig line, please

[Xipe Totec]

11. Was it this potato?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THL0Uw6oSaM

[mochajava666]

12. Hope you fall on some sour cream and bacon bits

or maybe some butter might be the best option. Hope everything comes out OK.

[kwassa]

13. while dancing the Mashed Potato?

[S n o w b a l l]

14. Could it have been a carrot?

[MicaelS]

15. I hope you used plenty of lub.... er, butter, ....

Yeah that's it, plenty of BUTTer.

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. "I just fell backwards, naked, onto a potato."

.
Somewhere around his 4th or 5th late night visit, the ER staff started
to doubt LeftyFingerPop's, ahem........ "explanations".
.

.

[MrMickeysMom]

17. Man, are you fried, or what?

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. I'm naturally fried.

:hi:

[MrMickeysMom]

19. Whew... that's a relief...

(get it... fried?) :hi:

[rcrush]

20. Its called a Love Spud.

Treat it with care.

[MilesColtrane]

21. Have you been taking lessons in performance art from Karen Finley?

[old mark]

22. I'm sorry I missed seeing that. nt

[Ivan Sputnik]

23. Mashed?

Well, I guess it is now.

[Callalily]

24. Ummmm . . .

*blushing* me too. <<<< No and a big NO, where did that come from? :)