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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 01:57 PM
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Four doctors
Four doctors are discussing who makes the best patients;

The first doctor says, "I have several accountants as patients, and everything with them is numbered."

The second doctor says, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything with them is color coded."

The third doctor says, "No, I really think the file clerks are the best; everything with them is in alphabetical order."

But the fourth doctor shut them all up when he observed, "I love having Rush Limbaugh as a patient. He has no guts, brain, heart, or spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!"
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