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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 02:34 PM
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Pet's Political Party
Realization . . ..



My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no
cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again
during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing,
and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a
house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do
any upkeep.

If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her
choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations
absolutely free. She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no
expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go
out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this,
and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Good Grief, my dog is
a republican!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 02:37 PM
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1. sounds more like you live under a monarchy, and your dog is king
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 02:54 PM
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4. Nah
My dogs are Democrats who vote early and often:)............
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 02:38 PM
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2. I love this toon....
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 02:40 PM
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3. LOL - Great toon! nt
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 03:02 PM
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5. As I was reading this, my socially uninhibited cat jumped into my lap
and started 'grooming' himself.
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 03:18 PM
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7. LOL!!
"Prefer staying at home" reminds me of my aunt's tomcat - a Maine Coon - who had to be taken to the vet. Once in the car and well underway through town, he got out of his cage, jumped on my aunt's head and attached himself to her scalp via his claws. As she was driving, his tail was angrily swishing back and forth like windshield wipers in front of her face, practically blinding her. My aunt has been psychologically scarred since.

The sweetest cat, but dumb as a box of rocks. And that's me as a life-long cat lover talking. Can't remember how often we had to pluck him from trees.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 03:30 PM
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8. ROFL!
Great story, though one I'm sure your aunt would rather not have happened.

:rofl:

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bookworm65t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 03:12 PM
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6. Didn't think my kitty cared...
but then I remembered that she hisses at my freeper sister and BIL whenever they are visiting. She knows kool-aid guzzlers when she sees them! :evilgrin:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 03:31 PM
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9. My daughter used to have a boyfriend that neither my husband
or I liked. Every time he came over, our dog would pee on his shoe. She has never done that to anyone else. :rofl:

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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 03:34 PM
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10. I once had a racist dog
He hated white dogs.
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