trof
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Mon Jan-18-10 06:09 PM
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So I told my doctor, "I broke my leg in two places." And she said: |
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"Stop going to those places." :rofl:
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Mon Jan-18-10 06:14 PM
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This IS a joke, right?
You didn't really break your leg???
Stop going to those places!
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trof
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Mon Jan-18-10 06:19 PM
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2. I'll be here all night. Be sure and tip your waitperson. |
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Mon Jan-18-10 06:21 PM
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3. But is the veal any good? |
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Mon Jan-18-10 07:32 PM
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post your horror stories on notalwaysright.com :P
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Mon Jan-18-10 09:31 PM
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9. My doctor told me I need to quit masterbating. |
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I said, "Why"? He said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Mon Jan-18-10 09:42 PM
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10. Do you think I could sue... |
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. ...if that joke came about because my physician, um... violated our doctor/patient confidentiality? .
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Mon Jan-18-10 06:27 PM
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4. Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? |
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He was charged with battery!
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Mon Jan-18-10 06:35 PM
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Mon Jan-18-10 07:07 PM
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6. lol, reminds me of the guy arriving late for work & the boss yells "you should've been here at 8:30" |
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and the guy says, "why, what happened at 8:30?"
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Mon Jan-18-10 07:34 PM
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