Ok, Lounge. Riddle me this!

[GreenPartyVoter]

How come root beer soda is teh awesome but root beer barrels, kool-aid, and popsicles suck eggs? (No offense to anyone who likes those things. The barrels are actually kinda tolerable.)

[tmyers09]

1. They have root beer Kool-Aid?

Does not sound appetizing.

[kentauros]

2. No effervescence?

Remember those fizzy tablets? They had those in root beer and they were great (at least by childhood memories) ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Kool-Aid, I dunno, tho I seem to remember good R.B. Fizzies.

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DO like barrels, popsicles, Jelly Belly root beer jellybeans and root beer turkey.
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[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Root beer turkey???

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Root beer turkey -- look closer at the cartoon in my post. n/t