MrScorpio
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Tue Jan-19-10 10:10 PM
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1. "The Sun will come out..."
2. "All works and no play..."
3. "A penny saved is..."
4. "Better to light a candle than..."
5. The bigger they are..."
6. "You can't have your cake..."
7. "Don't pee on my leg..."
8. "He who laughs last..."
9. "if you don't have anything nice to say..."
10. "A journey of a thousand miles begins..."
My answers:
1. When it fucking feels like it
2. Leave Jack's wife horny as hell.
3. Usually ends up in the sofa.
4. Stub your toe in the dark after the electric company shuts your power off.
5. The easier their career in porn.
6. Because we ate it all.
7. Because I'm not into watersports.
8. Probably didn't get the joke in the first place.
9. You're better off just admitting that the guy is an asshole.
10. With filling the gas tank.
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LeftyFingerPop
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Tue Jan-19-10 10:15 PM
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1. "The Sun will come out..." after it burps
2. "All works and no play..." is stressful and causes indigestion and burping.
3. "A penny saved is..." is a penny burped.
4. "Better to light a candle than..." to burp out a flame.
5. The bigger they are..." the harder they burp.
6. "You can't have your cake..." while burping.
7. "Don't pee on my leg..." and don't burp on it either.
8. "He who laughs last..." burps first.
9. "if you don't have anything nice to say..." burp.
10. "A journey of a thousand miles begins..." with the first burp.
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ismnotwasm
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Tue Jan-19-10 10:38 PM
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The sun will come out rarely in the Pacific Northwest
All work and no play leads to early death, most likely from heart disease
A penney saved is a penny that goes in various little containers around the house that I can never remember what the fuck a penny in in them for when a I look
Better to light a candle than a match, but neither will work well hiding the smell of bad gas
The bigger they are the harder they, oh you used that one
You can't have your cake if all we have is pie
Don't pee on my leg, pee over there. Way over there.
He who laughs last, usually feels like an ass
If you don't have anything nice to say, there probably isn't anything nice to say (another repeat)
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a first class ticket.
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