LOL from the Washington Post police blotter

[Bertha Venation]

In St. Mary's County, Maryland:

THREE NOTCH RD., 1:50 a.m. Jan. 10. During an argument at a convenience store, a man threw gravy in a woman's face. A man, 49, was charged with second-degree assault.

[BurtWorm]

1. Was it in a can?

[LostInAnomie]

2. Maybe they were arguing about how much she looked like...

... a biscuit or delicious chicken fingers.