Bennyboy
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Mon Jan-25-10 04:40 PM
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| Dear Microsoft Corp......Will you marry me? |
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Now that you are people, I just want to be the first. Marry me Microsoft. I won't cheat on you, I will always use IE and all the other proprietary software. Even if it is crap, I won't stray from them, I'll just suffer in silence...
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| rcrush
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Mon Jan-25-10 04:42 PM
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| 1. I want to be the one Microsoft hides from you and puts up in a fancy apartment downtown |
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Edited on Mon Jan-25-10 04:43 PM by rcrush
Microsoft will buy me things and give me cash, while ignoring you! All the while I am taking Microsofts money and hiding it then I'll dump Microsoft and move in with Apple.
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| Bennyboy
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Mon Jan-25-10 05:01 PM
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| 2. Apple is the girl that wears too much make up..... |
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The stuck up, "I'm so much better than you" kind of girl....
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