Can someone cheer me up? Please?

[Taverner]

Anything - kitties, chickens, funny dildos, kitties fucking chickens with funny dildos...

It's been a rough run...

[CrownPrinceBandar]

1. This made me happy..........

and since you once started a thread about them, it should make you happy too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8snChgBKA

"The Will Always Negates Defeat"

[Danger Mouse]

2. I don't know if you'll find this funny, but I certainly did. Watch the video.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/super_terrific_japanese_thing_the_legend_of_koizum.php#Comments

[lillypaddle]

3. I'm old & fat

and you're probably not. Feel better? I don't.

[yewberry]

4. Well, I don't usually post these, but

here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

I'm a dog person, but I think I've watched that a hundred times.

[trof]

5. What do you see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts.
:rofl:
That do it?
:-)

[lillypaddle]

7. Shit, that's AWFUL

but funny. :)

[trof]

9. The Pillsbury Doughboy obit:

Pillsbury Doughboy

Please join us in remembering another great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[lillypaddle]

10. I don't know about Taverner

but THAT cheered me up!

[Taverner]

13. It's all good - thanks :)

[mattvermont]

17. Who is this from?

Please tell me you wrote it.

[trof]

26. Wish I could claim it.

A google search turned it up.

[Z_I_Peevey]

6. Here you go.

[yewberry]

8. Another from failblog:

http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog#p/u/4/kC0Rg8REt6A

[abq e streeter]

11. A priest and a rabbi...

A
priest and a rabbi
were sitting next to each other on an
airplane.



After a while, the
priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a
requirement of your faith
that you not eat pork?'



The rabbi
responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our
laws.'



The priest then
asked, 'Have you ever eaten
pork?



To which the rabbi
replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham
sandwich.'



The priest nodded
in understanding and went on with his
reading.



A while later, the
rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it
still a requirement of your
church that you remain
celibate?'



The priest replied,
'Yes, that is still very much a part of our
faith.'



The rabbi then
asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?'



The priest replied,
'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my
Faith.'



The rabbi nodded
understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.



Finally, the rabbi
said, 'Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich,
doesn't
it?

[triguy46]

12. Dixie is very, very concerned for you. She hopes you get better.

[emilyg]

14. Will a hug do?

[Taverner]

15. Shur

:hug:

[emilyg]

18. By the way - beautiful dog. So sorry.

:hug:

[Skittles]

16. I could kick your ass, Taverner; you always enjoy that

yes INDEED

[kimi]

19. Ah, I don't know, but bless your heart

I hope you feel better soon.

[Haole Girl]

20. Hope you're feeling better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r04SJdyGuRM

Smile if you want

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. I just crop-dusted you.

.
I don't know about you. but I feel MUCH better.
.
.
.
.
.
Warning!!! Comedy NSFA -- Not Safe For Anyone.
.
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4822978
.

[pokerfan]

22. Eric Idle always cheers me up

Puts things in perspective:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

But then again, I have a very strange sense of humor.

[Ellipsis]

23. How 'bout bad comedy?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1383740/factory_on_spike/

Sorry to hear about your dog.

[Kali]

24. go look at that guitar duo video I posted

it's pretty cool!

edit - here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMPpa2F7YN0

[kentauros]

25. A couple of clips from Ernie Kovacs should help:

Color Television

The Chess Masters

[muffin1]

27. Having issues with my computer,

so I can't post a link, but try the Ross Sisters' "Solid Potato Salad" on youtube. Guaranteed to brighten any day!