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Wed Jan-27-10 05:31 PM
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Companies that you would give a different corporate slogan. |
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I'll start.
Wachovia. We're always on the opposite fucking side of the street from you.
(Just because I always have to cross traffic, make U-turns, etc. to get to whatever Wachovia branch I'm trying to reach.)
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Wed Jan-27-10 05:57 PM
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1. WalMart - Every Day China Prices |
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Slave labor is alive and well.
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Wed Jan-27-10 05:57 PM
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Thu Jan-28-10 08:42 AM
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15. Ford....at least Toyota is making people forget the Pinto. |
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Wed Jan-27-10 09:45 PM
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11. Walmart - the only store in this town and many others |
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Edited on Wed Jan-27-10 09:45 PM by rurallib
where else you going to shop?
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HopeHoops
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Wed Jan-27-10 05:59 PM
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3. Pizza Slut - You Know You Crave Grease |
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Wed Jan-27-10 06:01 PM
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4. Budweiser - Busty Chicks Dig Bad Beer |
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Thu Jan-28-10 10:16 AM
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But give AB time, they'll get there at the rate they are going!
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Thu Jan-28-10 11:48 AM
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20. Pretty much all of the bad beers use that commercial. |
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Wed Jan-27-10 06:44 PM
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5. Burger King - Have Shit Your Way |
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Wed Jan-27-10 06:46 PM
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6. Wachovia: Sounds better than Walk-all-over-ya |
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Bank of America: F-U cough up $35 bucks Krystals: Dude, you MUST have the munchies Radio Shack: Kinda like Best Buy but boring
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Wed Jan-27-10 07:04 PM
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We haul you and your worthless crap across the sky. And treat you like cattle.
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Thu Jan-28-10 08:17 AM
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14. "We make you feel like you never left the ground...because we treat you like dirt." |
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Thu Jan-28-10 10:18 AM
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18. Delta: "We'll get you there...eventually." |
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Wed Jan-27-10 07:13 PM
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8. Costco. Almost as Evil |
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Wed Jan-27-10 08:01 PM
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9. How about a new logo instead? |
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Edited on Wed Jan-27-10 08:12 PM by woo me with science
Citibank Credit Cards:
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Wed Jan-27-10 09:09 PM
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10. If I weren't so pissed off at big banks,.... |
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I would suggest that "Wachovia" be pronounced "Watch Ova Ya." That'd be a great name for a bank with moral fiber. Oh well.
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Wed Jan-27-10 10:28 PM
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12. Carl's Jr.: "Fuck You, I'm Eating" |
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Edited on Wed Jan-27-10 10:29 PM by datasuspect
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Thu Jan-28-10 08:11 AM
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13. KFC: the only thing missing is U! |
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16. Apple: Fork it over, fanboys! |
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Thu Jan-28-10 10:29 AM
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19. Domino's, shitty pizza shitty politics |
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