goldcanyonaz
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Wed Jan-27-10 07:24 PM
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you... |
LoveMyCali
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Wed Jan-27-10 11:04 PM
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There is a 93% chance my cat is trying to kill me.
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goldcanyonaz
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Wed Jan-27-10 11:05 PM
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2. I'm in the same boat. We're fucked. |
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Wed Jan-27-10 11:15 PM
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3. I don't think cats have the brain power to plot, but I'm 100% certain that |
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a cat will happily kill you if doing so would provide an extra 10 minutes of nap time.
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Thu Jan-28-10 01:16 AM
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4. I took the quiz and I am in big trouble! |
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Thu Jan-28-10 01:53 AM
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5. the easiest way is just to see if they're awake...if they are- then they're plotting to kill you. |
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and when they sleep, they mostly dream about tuna.
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Thu Jan-28-10 02:09 AM
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6. Ominous music, and that unwavering eye contact |
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Thu Jan-28-10 03:25 AM
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7. That's exactly why I keep a vacuum cleaner handy. n/t |
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Now I have to watch Cider who is laying on my CPU.
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