Dear neighbor doing laundry,

[MorningGlow]

I am appreciative of the apparent fact that you are so vigilant in ensuring your family's clothes are spotless.

However, if at any time you find that the entire neighborhood smells like Bounce or whatever fabric softener you use, it might behoove you to consider the possibility that you are using too goddamned much.

Thank you, and have a lovely, odiferous evening.

Sincerely,
Your neighbor down the street, overcome by the vapors

[trof]

1. We walk 3 miles every morning in our neighborhood. Stay with me.

We're geezers and have to try and stay mobile.
:-)
As we walk we smell the various fragrant flowers and shrubs we pass.
Tea olive hedge, gardenias, oleander, etc.

One morning I smelled something nice and asked my companions "What's that?"
And my wife replied "Bounce".
:rofl:

[MorningGlow]

2. It certainly is pervasive!

Kudos on your mobility! I just bought a pair of track pants so I can stay warm when I start walking in the mornings. I might start next week, though; this week's temps are supposed to be in the single digits. :scared: