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Wed Jan-27-10 10:04 PM
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If Mitch McConnell wanted to give you a hickey, |
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Wed Jan-27-10 10:06 PM
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Pryderi
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Wed Jan-27-10 10:13 PM
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2. Why does he shave his eyebrows? |
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Wed Jan-27-10 10:17 PM
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3. Ewww. How do you produce a hickey with no lips? |
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Wed Jan-27-10 10:36 PM
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4. I don't want to know.../shudder |
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Wed Jan-27-10 11:32 PM
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8. Maybe he has a squid-like hidden beak in his mouth. |
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Thu Jan-28-10 10:14 AM
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14. That's it! He DOES look like a squid. |
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forget the hickey, he could use those pointy lil teeth and his ink sac (both positioned near his rectum) to tattoo a person.
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Wed Jan-27-10 10:38 PM
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Wed Jan-27-10 10:45 PM
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6. He is not of this earth. |
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Humans have lips.
Get the Men in Black on him.
He has creepy little teeth.
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Wed Jan-27-10 11:00 PM
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7. Why did you have to ask that before bedtime? |
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Now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks a lot!
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Thu Jan-28-10 01:36 AM
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9. I'm trying to eat here! |
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Thu Jan-28-10 06:44 AM
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10. i am a guy --would that make him "my bitch mc connell" |
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sorry if that offended anyone in the gay community trying to be somewhat funny
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Thu Jan-28-10 07:10 AM
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11. I'd whip 'em out and say "Welcome to the Tea Bag Party, Senator!" |
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Edited on Thu Jan-28-10 07:11 AM by Bucky
No, I wouldn't actually do that. I would politely decline, cause my mama raised me right.
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Thu Jan-28-10 02:14 PM
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17. Mitch had to leave the military because of....wellll...no one really knows, but |
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you might be on the right track.
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Thu Jan-28-10 09:21 AM
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12. That's one reason why I carry a gun. nt |
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Thu Jan-28-10 10:03 AM
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13. He'd have to truss up that dangling chin first. |
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Thu Jan-28-10 01:48 PM
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15. Sent Him to Larry Craig |
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Come out of the closet you GOP Loons!
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Thu Jan-28-10 01:54 PM
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16. It'd be the same as getting one from this guy . . . |
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Thu Jan-28-10 02:59 PM
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18. He scares the shit out of me. |
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He looks like something from a Clive Barker movie.
Part man, part fish.
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Thu Jan-28-10 03:00 PM
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19. He scares the shit out of me. |
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He looks like something from a Clive Barker movie.
Part man, part fish.
:puke:
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