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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 11:54 PM
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An old man walks into his doctors office...
and goes to sign in.

Then nurse says, "Why are you here, Sir?"

The old man replies "My nuts hurt and I can't pee out of my stick."

The nurse, embarrassed, tells the man he doesn't have to be so graphic.

So the old man leaves and then comes back through the door.

When the nurse asks, "Why are you here?" The old man replies, "I can't pee out of my ears."

:rofl:



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