Women - do you have small breasts? Then forget about a porn career in Australia...

[LynneSin]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/28/australian_censors/

Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs
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By John Ozimek • Get more from this author

Australia bans small breasts in porn

Posted in Law, 28th January 2010 12:03 GMT

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The proposed Australian Government clampdown on smut just got a whole lot broader, as news emerged of a ban on small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

The end result of this widening of the censor’s net could be the addition of millions of websites to the internet filter now being proposed.

Breasts came under the spotlight a year ago, as Senators Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett commenced a campaign against publicly available porn. Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia.

The result of this campaign is now visible in the decisions being made by the Australian Classification Board, which is beginning to apply RC (refused classification) categories to such material, as opposed to the previous X-rating. According to Fiona Patten, Convenor of the Australian Sex Party: "We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Okay.

I disagree with both, but at least there's a modicum of reason with regards to the small breast issue. But "Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction"? Oy.

[velvet]

2. Barnaby Joyce

has a small mind.

[Forkboy]

3. Am I the only guy who likes small breasts these days?

I mean, they're all fun, but small is sexier. And real!

[redqueen]

8. Some large breasts are real too.

Trust me, I know.

[Forkboy]

9. LOL

Real is good. :)

[Blue_Tires]

10. big, small, whatever...real is always best...

[jmm]

4. I porn featuring small breasted women encourages pedophilia then

I could have been an adult film star when I was nine.

[Courtesy Flush]

5. Not true

http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/

[edbermac]

6. Ban implants instead.

Small and natural is a million times better than big and plastic.

[hobbit709]

7. Anything over a mouthful is really a waste.

[Blue_Tires]

11. what if you're like me and have really big hands?

strong, powerful yet gentle, caring and highly skilled hands??

[burrfoot]

12. I see this headline in Australia's future:

Late Breaking News: New Australian Policy Demeans Small Breasted Women

Followed closely by: Small Breasted Australian Women Apparently Only Attractive to Pedophiles

Followed, lightning fast, by lawsuits from small breasted women who can no longer make a living through porn.

Turning into a class action lawsuit involving millions of small breasted whose government has decreed are unattractive to non-mentally-disturbed males.


(ok, maybe not. But maybe...)

[rcrush]

13. The article says "Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction"

WTF does that mean?

[MicaelS]

14. Are you asking what is "Female ejaculation"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

[redqueen]

15. That it's disgusting. (nt)