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Fri Jan-29-10 03:20 PM
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Say the punchline and guess the joke. |
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Punchline = I can see your house from here.
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:24 PM
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Hmmm.
No takers?
How about just list all your favorite punchlines?
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:40 PM
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8. Well, could you untie one of them, and let out some more rope? |
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:26 PM
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2. "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise" |
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:28 PM
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Fri Jan-29-10 04:08 PM
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16. A guy walks into his favorite restaurant on Christmas morning |
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and orders Eggs Benedict, the waiter comes back with the order on a hubcap. The startled customer said what is this?
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:31 PM
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:56 PM
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11. Not a joke. That was my standard response to the ex-wife's attorney. |
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:57 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-29-10 03:58 PM by bluesbassman
Sorry, wrong place. (Not a Punchline) :)
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Fri Jan-29-10 04:15 PM
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:33 PM
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5. Send down some more of that hot buttered corn..eom |
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:36 PM
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lol
I can only imagine what the joke is.
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:55 PM
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10. It's a really disgusting joke.. |
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but I got the idea of just telling the punchline from the simpsons..
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:38 PM
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7. "I'm afraid not (a frayed knot)" |
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Fri Jan-29-10 06:04 PM
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26. Two strings walk in to a bar... |
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and the bartender throws em out.
Says "we don't serve strings here"..
so off they go, wondering how they are gonna get back in the bar...
One string says "I have an idea, lets tie ourselves up and kind of splay the ends"
So back in the bar they go.
The bartender says "Hey aren't you the strings that I kicked out of here a while ago"
The string replies "no, Frayed Knot"....
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:52 PM
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9. Rectum? Damn near killed him! nt |
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Sat Jan-30-10 01:50 AM
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36. Johnny is late to school and teacher asks "what happened?" |
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Little Johnny says " I saw a bad accident. A guy got thrown out of his car and landed on a fire plug that went 8 inches up his ass."
The teacher says "rectum, Johnny, rectum."
and Johnny says.....
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:59 PM
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13. "Okay, break's over, everybody back on your heads". |
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Fri Jan-29-10 03:59 PM
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14. "He fell off the perch" |
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Fri Jan-29-10 04:08 PM
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15. How many's a brazzilion? |
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OK, not a hard one, but it cracked me up all the same!:rofl:
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Fri Jan-29-10 04:16 PM
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18. "because she's fucking goofy" |
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Fri Jan-29-10 05:56 PM
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21. Why did Minnie Mouse get fired? (Or) Why did Minnie and Mickey get divorced? |
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Fri Jan-29-10 05:57 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-29-10 06:04 PM by Bennyboy
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Fri Jan-29-10 05:58 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-29-10 06:05 PM by Bennyboy
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Fri Jan-29-10 06:01 PM
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Fri Jan-29-10 05:59 PM
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the satisfaction of being right!
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Fri Jan-29-10 06:08 PM
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30. Well that happens less often than I think it should, so.... |
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Edited on Fri Jan-29-10 06:09 PM by Bennyboy
I'll take it.
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Fri Jan-29-10 05:30 PM
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19. And the Englishman shot her. n/t |
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Fri Jan-29-10 05:40 PM
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I rather have a talking frog....... :)
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Fri Jan-29-10 06:06 PM
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28. No, but his face sure rings a bell! (punchline #1) |
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Fri Jan-29-10 06:07 PM
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29. No but he is a dead ringer for that guy yesterday! (punchline #2) |
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Fri Jan-29-10 08:41 PM
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31. The churchbell ringer with no arms..he hit the bell with his face |
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pee-wee herman told that joke on letterman years and years ago.
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Fri Jan-29-10 09:18 PM
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32. Wow. I did not know that... |
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An old freind of mine John taylor told that to me about 40 years ago.... There is a third part But I can't remember it...
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Fri Jan-29-10 09:36 PM
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33. "No. We were just good friends." |
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Fri Jan-29-10 10:08 PM
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from a city cousin/country cousin joke...
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Sat Jan-30-10 12:55 AM
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35. An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth |
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