Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever

[rcrush]

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear rcrush...

Ah, I beg to differ.

Pants DO too get dirty, though not as much as underwear. Food can splash, things can drip, or your dirty hands can make contact...

[rcrush]

2. I have a pair of jeans I havent washed in 16 months.

Therefore I am right! :rofl:

[RushIsRot]

12. I got wind of it...

Perhaps henceforth, you'll stand downwind.

[TrogL]

3. the boss gets mad if you wear them after the crotch has given out

[madinmaryland]

4. Especially if you don't wear underwear!!

:D

[proteus_lives]

6. Or if he doesn't get mad...

You might get a promotion out of it. ;-)

[Cant trust em]

5. I feel like my jeans get dirty really quickly.

Slacks on the other hand I rarely wash. It's probably pretty gross.

[unpossibles]

7. I wear pants a lot before washing

but I still get them dirty.

[whistler162]

8. English or American?

[rcrush]

9. Me or my jeans?

[Brickbat]

10. When I lived in Russia, I had to wash all my clothes by hand in the bathtub.

After awhile I stopped washing my jeans because it was such a production. I noted that jeans go through a cycle of being clean, then sort of dirty, then really dirty, and then they smell bad, but if you can soldier on through the smelling-bad part (and spray them with perfume or something every once in awhile, like everyone else did there), they emerge into this sort of Zen-like not-dirty existence. They're sure as hell not clean, but they're not dirty, either. So I think I went about a year without washing my jeans.

[mix]

11. amen