So an old guy comes up to me after Town Meeting today and says

[Raven]

that his wife has recently passed away and asks me if I'm married. I say no and then he asks me if I'm "in the market"...and, by the way, he also asks me who I am...

Jesus, pal, have a little respect for the departed!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Is he rich?

:rofl:

:hi: Raven!!

[Raven]

3. He may be but he'd have to be on a feeding tube because I ain't

cookin' for nobody, rich or not!

[david13]

2. Hey, when opportunit knocks, you gotta answer the door. Then

give him an application to fill out. Financial and all that, you know. When he says recently, you know how these old people are, recently to him might mean 10 years ago.
PS Very important! Find out how she died.
dc

[Raven]

4. Hahahahaha! I love you guys! She probably died of boredom.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Is he rich and bi? Has he always wanted to "convert" someone?

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Just askin'.
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I'd cook for him
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[Raven]

7. Bi? I'm not sure he was conscious!

[redwitch]

10. LOL

He's sounds like a bargain!

[asdjrocky]

6. So ummmm,

are you in the market?

[Raven]

8. Shit No! Not in his market anyway...I could see the writing on the wall:

cook and clean for me but let's keep our money separate.

[asdjrocky]

9. Best laugh of the day.

That's the problem with you women, you're too smart for us men.

[david13]

11. Those are the first things I look for in a woman. Good looking,

plenty of money, and not very smart. That way I look half way intelligent.
dc

[Raven]

12. Thanks for the insight! :-)

[Ikonoklast]

13. I myself am looking for a rich, elderly widow with no living relatives,

no kids, and isn't too picky about the looks of a potential new hubby.

Oh yes, I can be had if the price is right.







Oh, stop it.

[david13]

14. I have had amazing sucess with women with bad eyesight. dc