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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:50 PM
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Johnny Depp can go stick his head in a pig.
Edited on Sun Jan-31-10 06:57 PM by LeftyFingerPop
This is Johnny Depp in that stupid new movie he's in:




This is me:





Ever since the ads for Depp's new crapfest started airing - especially on The Food Network, when they've been showing it 2,431 times a day - my one and only friend turns to me and says, "Ha! You're a fucking idiot, Lefty!" or words to that effect. Then he says "Fuck Johnny Depp and the fucking horse he rode in on. Got any weed? BURP!"

For the record, I do not want to look like Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp can go stick his head in a pig.

End transmission.
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:13 PM
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1. I'm swooning and I can't get up!
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:20 PM
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2. Totally. Big Yum... n/t
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:46 PM
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3. Now I feel like a dirty old lady
Not that I would DO anything, even if asked, but damn!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:56 PM
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4. well. do ya?
have any weed?
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 08:04 PM
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5. I don't think anyone will confuse you
as long as you stay away from heavily pixelated jackets. That's a distinct look he's got in that photo from the new movie.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 09:09 PM
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6. I think you look more like John Travolta.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 09:32 PM
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7. It's so very tempting to turn this into a sex thread...
:evilgrin: ...but I won't! O8)
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 09:40 PM
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8. This raises a critical question....
Do you have any weed?
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