Good news: There's actually a restaurant near our new office.

[KamaAina]

not like the one we're leaving. Nothing within a half-mile. :grr:

Bad news: It's McDonald's.

How do I survive without putting on twenty pounds?? :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

1. Pack lunch. Calling McD's a "restaurant" is a real stretch.

Restaurants serve FOOD.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. If you, one-by-one, pick ALL...

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... the sesame seeds off the bun, you can save between 4-7 calories.
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Happy Meals actually have negative calories. You can cancel the gym membership.
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The "Ronald McDonald" line of clothing hides almost all unsightly protuberances.
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I think you'll be OK.
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[TZ]

3. They serve salads.

I've heard they are actually pretty good. I dunno. I only go there when I'm having a burger and fry craving...

[KamaAina]

4. I have heard about the salads

I believe, however, that they all have cheese on them. :puke: