What's the best way to make a quick two grand?

[MrScorpio]

I need answers

[JTG of the PRB]

1. This chart will give you all the answers you need:

[MrScorpio]

2. That's 'bout as clear as milk

Thanks

[HopeHoops]

3. Well, 30 years ago it would have been 2000 joints or 200 dime bags.

Not counting the cost of the weed, of course.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Fortunately for you, my American friend...

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..."two grand" is EXACTLY what I need to access the 8.3 BILLION dollars
in my deposed Uncle Mgtutu's Treasury account.
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I will be in touch. Have the money ready for a quick bank transfer.
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What?
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You NEED "two grand"?
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Contact me if and when you learn how to get it.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

5. OR... ... ...

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Cut 2% off of a $100,000 candy bar.
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[Chan790]

6. Porno.

That's how I put myself through college. :hide: