I just realized I've gone over 1000 posts.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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I assumed it was today -- maybe that LAST one, you know.
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But... ... ... ... ...
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I have 1,189 posts.
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Coulda been about 9:30 this morning. I was still kinda groggy at that point.
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Took me two months. Joined Dec 31st, 2009.
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<sniff> Um...
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I should probably go shower.
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Break the New Year in right.
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[Terra Alta]

1. Wow and I thought I posted a lot...

I've been registered since December 12th of last year, and I just hit the 600 mark. Now I don't feel quite as bad for posting a lot!

Congrats on your milestone! At my rate, my 1,000 post milestone shouldn't be too far off!

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. OK ... ... ... n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. Thanks!

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Actually, I'm not quite clear on the concept of "post goals".
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But this is from someone who never got beyond Tenderfoot in three years
of Boy Scouts (I just wanted to camp and go on that annual canoe trip)
and someone who went to college for 6 fulltime years without bothering
to go for a degree (just gimme whatchu got -- I'm HONGRY!!!!).
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear MiddleFingerMom...

Congrats, sweetie, on your milestone!

I can only speak for myself, but you've been a great addition here in the Lounge...

Here's to many, many more wonderful, witty, funny and sexy posts!

Cheers!

:toast:

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. OK ... ... ... n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. My dear CaliforniaPeggy!

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Thanks. You were probably the first person on this site to actually speak "to" me
and make me feel very welcome and at home here.
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I assumed there would be many VERY nice people on this site... but you were the
first one to actually confirm that.
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[Forkboy]

3. I'll give you credit simply because I've been groggy since 1984.

If you say you have a 1,000 who am I to argue? :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. OK ... ... ... n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. I've learned NOT to be groggy ALL day long...

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... simply for survival purposes.
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The one day I DID remain groggy all day, I completely missed Happy Hour.
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October 14, 1983... 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM... NEVER FORGET!!!!
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[Forkboy]

16. That was quite the day.

You should have been there! ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

22. I KNEW there was a reason Mom liked me best... ... n/t

[Kali]

4. hahahahahahaHA!

congrats! :party: :toast: :patriot:

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. OK ... ... ... n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU GOT ME INTO THIS!!!!
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"COME OUT TO THE COAST, WE'LL GET TOGETHER, HAVE A FEW LAUGHS..."
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YOU'LL REALLY LIKE THIS PLACE. IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
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AND NOW LOOK AT ME...
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...HAVING FUN... LEARNING... ENJOYING... MEETING FOLKS... UM... CREATING... UM, YOU KNOW... LAUGHING...
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Thank you.
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[kimi]

5. Congratulations!

I believe that I joined before you - I may be wrong - but I'm limping along with a fraction of your posts, and I really really try to keep up - I huff and I puff and I just can't do it!!

Oh, well. I figure sometime around March 2014 I'll get there. :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. OK ... ... ... n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Sorry, everybody....

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I was just showing off and did 5 quick "wind sprints" to demonstrate how I'm going
to reach the NEXT milestone of 2,000 messages even quicker.
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:puke:
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I should KNOW better than to do:puke:that many:puke:wind sprints back-to-:puke:back.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. I was gonna say!

What's with all the OK's???

Argh.

I love the fact that you responded to each and every one of us........but with the same thing?

*whimper*


Written any poems lately? ;-)

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. Just remember...

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... a journey of a thousand posts begins with one comment.
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If you're, you know... a little short on available posts... I could probably
lend you a few of mine 'til you get back on your feet.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

24. the post above this one was for kimi... n/t

[kimi]

29. Oh, now I get it!!

I'm occasionally - okay, more than occasionally - a little slow on the old uptake - but now I do get it!

I will remember your words of wisdom about the journey of a thousand posts, and thank you, sir! ;)

[donheld]

17. cool

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. 'tis... n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. HEY!!! Here I am, the 1000-post boy...

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... and nobody's SPANKED me yet!!!
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I can do without the cake and ice cream and Mylar balloons and the half-dozen hookers...
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... but GEEZ... I mean... why do y'all think I brought it up in the first place.
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:blush: :blush: :blush:... ... ... ... :spank:... ... :spank:... ... :spank:... ... ... ... :blush: :blush: :blush:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. Ah! Now the truth comes out!

So it's a spanking you want, poster boy???

C'mere, baby.

These are for you.


:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Are those enough?

Or would you like more?

:evilgrin:

[MiddleFingerMom]

25. THANK YOU MA'AM MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!

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OWWIE!!! Just kidding about having another.
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Ouch.
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You been workin' out?
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you...

And actually, I'm not all that strong...

I didn't go to the gym last week........hangs head in shame...

But I normally do!

I plan to be there at least a couple of days this coming week...

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. My dear CaliforniaPeggy!

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Good night. I believe I'm going to bed.
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Thinking about somebody going to the gym has me all tuckered out.
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Whew.
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Catchin' my breath.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Sweetest of dreams...

:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

30. I'm not spanking you.

I don't know where your ass has been.
Hell, I don't even know where all MY ass has been.

[bigwillq]

31. Congrats!

:toast:

[MiddleFingerMom]

32. Thanks, bigwillq -- it's been fun, to say the least.

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And, Dr Strange? Thanks to CaliforniaPeggy's vibes for me to
have sweet dreams... you, um... you know... WERE spanking
me last night.
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Are you a high school disciplinarian in real life?
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(shhhh) Creeping out Dr Strange has been a goal of mine for a while now. (shhhh)
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