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Mon Mar-01-10 06:16 PM
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Last thought upon seeing electricity race toward you through your stream of urine? |
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:20 PM
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1. You know, I've always wondered . . . |
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Not about that particular situation, since I'm a woman and it would be difficult to place myself physically in that position, but about what I would think in that last split second before I actually get caught in the cross-fire, smashed in the head-on, hit by the lightning, etc etc. I would hope that my last thought wouldn't be "OH SHIT!" - but I'm really afraid that it would be, much to my chagrin.:shrug:
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:26 PM
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3. I'd love to be fully conscious and focused at that moment. |
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:23 PM
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2. Did I ground the ground fault receptacle breaker like I promised myself I would? |
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:27 PM
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4. You picked the right name. |
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:44 PM
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5. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to start peeing on power lines." n/t |
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:59 PM
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:47 PM
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6. (in my best Beavis voice): Be QUIET, Butthead!!!!! |
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. I'm finally gonna, you know... get some. .
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Mon Mar-01-10 07:00 PM
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Mon Mar-01-10 06:49 PM
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7. Goddamnit, I'll be dead before I can post about this in the LounZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT |
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Mon Mar-01-10 07:02 PM
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10. I think you meant Lozenge. n/t |
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Mon Mar-01-10 07:02 PM
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11. Damn, that's a mighty long stream you put ot there. |
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Mon Mar-01-10 09:03 PM
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12. I'll be famous as a Darwin Awardee. |
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Mon Mar-01-10 09:31 PM
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13. And be featured in Fortean Times: |
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Mon Mar-01-10 09:50 PM
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14. Don't whiz on the electric fence! |
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Mon Mar-01-10 09:58 PM
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15. "Someone on the internet is going to have a field day with this". |
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Tue Mar-02-10 01:35 AM
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17. Should have worn a rubber... |
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Tue Mar-02-10 02:32 AM
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20. You know how dogs get pretty anxious upon entering the veterinarian's waiting room? |
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My veterinarian says he has to make sure no electrical outlet is exposed to ensure the male dogs don't nervously lift a leg on the wall and experience what you said. :o
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Tue Mar-02-10 12:38 PM
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24. Wow! My very own glowstick! |
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Tue Mar-02-10 01:39 PM
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25. This is either going to be really, really good or really, really bad |
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Tue Mar-02-10 02:31 PM
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27. "Oh shit, not again!" |
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As a young boy, growing up on a farm, I accidentally peed on an electric fence once.
That was the first time I was consciously aware of the fact that time is relative.
Very relative.
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