Seriously - I hate annoying, chatty proctologists who ask about the places I am going to...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

:rofl:

There's some truth in that...I had a complete physical a couple of years ago and my doctor asked "So, do you still play guitar?" and it was immediately followed by "HELLO, MR. RUBBER GLOVE!"

Never answer a question that's asked when you're on all fours on an examining table. It's a red herring.

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Alway be silent when Dr. Jellyfinger is looming.

[Lil Missy]

2. I find they are usually up to their elbows in work.

[old mark]

3. Make sure that glove is off before you shake hands with them......nt

[XemaSab]

5. Also, make sure there's only ONE hand on your shoulders

when you're being probed. :o

[old mark]

6. Yeah - I don't want to get THAT friendly......

at least buy me dinner first.
:rofl:


mark

[marzipanni]

4. When I was a teenager I was surprised to find a Dr. Rectanus in the phone book

I wondered if he was a proctologist. Probably pronounced Rectánoos.

[HopeHoops]

7. Proctology is a recession proof job.

There will ALWAYS be plenty of assholes.

[Orsino]

8. "So, do you still play guitar?"

"Why, what do you see in there?" :crazy: