guitar man
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Mon Mar-01-10 08:49 PM
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music..
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod .
:rofl:
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kayakjohnny
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Mon Mar-01-10 08:55 PM
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Yikes.
Man, you just can't make this stuff up.
Unless....
Wait...
Luckily you weren't listening to your iPooed.
Whew! It's the little things.
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Skittles
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Mon Mar-01-10 08:56 PM
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2. scheduling guitar man for ass kicking |
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will wait until all his gas is passed though
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Mon Mar-01-10 09:02 PM
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3. You'll have to take a number |
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There's a long line of people who want to kick my ass. :rofl:
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old mark
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Tue Mar-02-10 01:14 AM
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4. Remember to change your shorts |
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Tue Mar-02-10 01:37 AM
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5. I go for a bi-weekly lab test for now... |
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. ...and my lab technician is cute and nice and interesting. . I almost look forward to the test like a mid-week breakfast date. . I cracked a joke last week and made her laugh unexpectedly and she pooted... just a teeny bit.:nuke: . Her laugh COULD have been loud enough to cover the sound, so I just pretended that it did and the moment passed (so to speak).:blush: . But, for a guy who likes telling jokes... it was an even better compliment than if I had made milk or root beer come out her nose. . I am, I believe... truly dedicated to my craft. . :rofl:
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