You know you are in the DEEP SOUTH when....

[NightWatcher]

your bag of pork skins has John 3:16 on the back of the bag






Um, wash a few of these down with some Miller High Life (the champagne of beers, my ass, but a steal at $9.99 for 18)

[Zomby Woof]

1. It's not just in the south

There is a fast-food chain here in California called "In-N-Out" which puts bible verses inside the bottom rim of their soda cups.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. In-N-Out?

Must be Leviticus 15:24: "And if any man drink this soda at all, and he let his water loose, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the stalls whereon he passeth water shall be unclean."

[donheld]

9. Maybe the "south" is now a figure of speech

South mentality, lower IQ scores not a part of the country

[Captain Hilts]

12. "Bess Eaton" doughnuts in RI did the same Bible stuff evidently. nt

[flvegan]

3. They made Jesus into pork rinds??!!!!!!

WTF?

[Zomby Woof]

4. That's not kosher at all

Wesley needs a Leviticus verse just for that concept alone.

[zanana1]

10. Maybe they found one that looked just like him. nt

[Arugula Latte]

18. Personally, I like the Jesus-meat-free faux rinds that Morningstar makes.

[KamaAina]

5. Tebow's first endorsement?

:shrug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. How long 'til a fast food chain offers a Double Jesus w/cheese?

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What's so WRONG about, you know... serving Jesus?
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[PVnRT]

7. But are they any good?

[Mopar151]

8. When they are betting in the stands at a drag race

With Confederate money. When the lights end at the finish line, and there's a I lane bridge in the shutoff area. When the fast cars use a fuel injector called a Flying Toilet (no, I'm not exaggerating)(Well, maybe the part about Confederate money...)



From the annual "War stories" contest - Rickie Smith:
http://www.competitionplus.com/index.php/drag-racing/news/12915-2009-war-stories-quarter-finals-day-one

Summerduck is a very narrow track. It’s one of the narrowest tracks I’ve ever raced on and in my day, I’ve raced on some … challenging … that’s the best word to say … tracks. It’s narrow and bumpy, and hasn’t changed any over the years. It’s got Armco guardrails.

If you do a burnout, you had better stay right in your groove and DO NOT open up your door while backing up if you want to keep them, because they will hit the guardrail if you get the least bit out of the groove.

Once you learn how to adjust to the narrow track, then you have to pay attention to the shutdown area. When you go through the finish line, I’d guess you have to make a minimum of 30-degree turn left within 100 feet. Did I mention that it was downhill?

In all my racing years, this is one track that you had better get the chutes out early.

Don't forget my earlier description of what the place looks like, because back on that day, the bleach box was right in front of a creek and to get the water, you reached the bucket down into the creek and dipped your water. And, there were no lights at the track. You raced in the day or you didn’t race.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. They have John 3:16 on egg boxes.

[Orsino]

13. We need some Deuteronomy stickers STAT. n/t

[Heidi]

16. Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

What we need is some DUDERONOMY!

[carlyhippy]

14. Well, I declare! n/t

[Swede]

15. When it's warm and moist.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-3jDwnpR3uY/STYBdrzptLI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/-7Rppcb-IWE/s400/col+angus.jpg

[Capn Sunshine]

17. Colonel Angus!

I love Colonel Angus :hi: