Worst Job ... Greeter at WalMart or that #2 guy in Al Qaeda?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[rug]

1. The WalMart greeter is alQaeda.

[KG]

2. he only has 15 pieces of flair.

[SoxFan]

3. Drummer for Spinal Tap

Bass player for Cowboy Mouth

[proteus_lives]

4. I always make sure to be extra nice to the old folks working at WM.

They often look like they need it.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. I've been to WalMart twice and I was Prince Charming to everyone

Both times it was due to an ex-girlfriend who liked to shop there and asked me to go with her.

I was nice to anyone who interacted with me. Whatever feelings I may have about how the business is run has nothing to do with someone who is trying to be nice to me. I always...100% of the time...return NICE with MORE nice.

:toast:

[proteus_lives]

9. "return NICE with MORE nice"

That's what my mother taught me.

:fistbump:

[FedUpWithIt All]

8. The greeter, at the Walmart where i used to live, was a lovely man named Larry.

He was always friendly and cheery and would sing to the customers. "When Irish eyes are smiling...." He worked there well over a decade and likely still does.

[proteus_lives]

10. That's the good side of the job.

I think a lot of the elderly workers just like to talk to someone and smile at people. Larry sounds like a great fella.

[baldguy]

6. WalMart greeter

Because you're the first to see the people that shop there.

[Ikonoklast]

7. That is not considered a fringe benefit.

I would ask for hazardous duty pay for that.

[Robeson]

11. Can't vote. Al Qaeda seems to have multiple number 1's, 2's, and 3's...

...so I'm confused as to what even constitutes an Al Qaeda #2?

[HopeHoops]

12. If you haven't been following Pearls Before Swine this week, you need to.

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