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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 06:09 PM
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The size of a grapefruit?
Edited on Wed Mar-03-10 06:12 PM by SoxFan
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2010/03/03/getting_into_a_sensitive_area/

The Mariners were playing the White Sox in August when Beltre was struck by an Alexei Ramirez grounder in the ninth inning. Amazingly, Beltre stayed in the game, singled in the 14th, and scored the winning run on a hit by Ken Griffey. Not bad for a guy with a torn testicle.

He paid the price later.

“When I look down, after the game, it wasn’t a pretty sight,’’ Beltre said. “My testicle got the size of a grapefruit. Thank God it didn’t really damage anything. It took me two weeks. It was a tear. A lot of blood inside, but it didn’t damage anything. Everything is OK.’’

Evidently, Adrian Beltre has an unusual take on what constitutes "OK"...
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 06:15 PM
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1. It shouldn't be bigger than 1.2 inches in diameter.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:06 PM
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2. On average.
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Po_d Mainiac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:31 PM
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3. Had a similar experience
the first day I was able to sit in the tub, with my nuts, was worth tears of joy.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:34 PM
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4. When I was a kid, I had a condition which was a twisted nerve or vessel
in my sac. One ball swelled up really big! It also was painful.My Mother took me to the doctor and he took a look at it. Remedy? Cold icepack on my balls for 20 minutes three times a day. Horrible.....











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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:40 PM
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5. I thought you were talking about a tumor.
They are ALWAYS the size of a grapefruit when somebody talks about it.



Laura
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:44 PM
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7. Me too...
Ow.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:41 PM
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6. delete dupe
Edited on Wed Mar-03-10 08:42 PM by davsand
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:52 PM
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8. Note to self: remember not to take any medical advice from Adrian Beltre ever
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 09:04 PM
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9. After his unfortunate injury...
.
...Adrian Beltre was never again able to place both of
his feet on the ground at the same time.
.

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