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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 06:46 PM
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The Starbucks barista refused to give me extra whipped cream, so I shot him.
Edited on Wed Mar-03-10 06:47 PM by Orrex
However, I should point out that he was wearing a full bikini top, rather than just a pair of pasties.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 06:57 PM
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1. Why isn't a male barista a baristo? Or a baristus?
:shrug:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 06:58 PM
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2. More to the point, why are you wearing pasties?
:wow:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:20 PM
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7. Until they make hairnets for moobs,
the pastie is the only thing keeping an extra topping out of the frappucino...

Is that wrong? :shrug:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:21 PM
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8. Is a Boston lawyer who serves coffee a barrista?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:43 PM
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10. You're a bad person for posting that.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:00 PM
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3. I refused to be served coffee by anyone unless they are topless.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:02 PM
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4. I admire your prinicipled stance on this issue
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:03 PM
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5. I knew there was a reason they allowed guns in Starbuck's.
B-)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:04 PM
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6. I will fight to the death to defend my freedom of espresso
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 07:21 PM
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9. Plenty more where he came from.
Edited on Wed Mar-03-10 07:22 PM by old mark
Way too many, when you think of it....

:donut:


mark
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:55 PM
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11. Doesn't this belong in the Gun forum?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 08:57 PM
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12. In Reno?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 09:15 PM
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13. No jury alive will convict you.
A jury composed of ghosts or zombies might though.
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