Orrex
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Wed Mar-03-10 06:46 PM
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The Starbucks barista refused to give me extra whipped cream, so I shot him. |
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Edited on Wed Mar-03-10 06:47 PM by Orrex
However, I should point out that he was wearing a full bikini top, rather than just a pair of pasties.
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Wed Mar-03-10 06:57 PM
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1. Why isn't a male barista a baristo? Or a baristus? |
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Wed Mar-03-10 06:58 PM
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2. More to the point, why are you wearing pasties? |
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:20 PM
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7. Until they make hairnets for moobs, |
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the pastie is the only thing keeping an extra topping out of the frappucino...
Is that wrong? :shrug:
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:21 PM
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8. Is a Boston lawyer who serves coffee a barrista? |
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:43 PM
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10. You're a bad person for posting that. |
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:00 PM
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3. I refused to be served coffee by anyone unless they are topless. |
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:02 PM
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4. I admire your prinicipled stance on this issue |
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:03 PM
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5. I knew there was a reason they allowed guns in Starbuck's. |
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:04 PM
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6. I will fight to the death to defend my freedom of espresso |
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Wed Mar-03-10 07:21 PM
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9. Plenty more where he came from. |
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Edited on Wed Mar-03-10 07:22 PM by old mark
Way too many, when you think of it....
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Wed Mar-03-10 08:55 PM
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11. Doesn't this belong in the Gun forum? |
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Wed Mar-03-10 09:15 PM
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13. No jury alive will convict you. |
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A jury composed of ghosts or zombies might though.
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