Naked woman tied to tree spurs 911 call

[JonLP24]

TACOMA, Wash. – Several police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma.

Spokesman Mark Fulghum told the News Tribune officers talked with the woman and a man Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a "consensual rendezvous."

No one was arrested.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/03/20100303naked-woman-tied-to-tree.html

[petronius]

1. By "several" I'm guessing they mean every male officer, on or off-duty,

who had access to a radio... :)

How embarrassing for the couple, but I guess the thrill of risky sex would be reduced if the risk didn't come true once in a while. (And, of course, the cops did the right thing in making absolutely sure this was a consensual thing.)

[Corgigal]

5. not to mention EMS male workers

just in case she needed an ambulance and the Fire Dept because a cat could be stuck up in the tree with her.

I mean you never know.

[petronius]

6. Can't be too careful. Maybe even a couple of alert arborists, in case

the tree was damaged in the confusion...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. No one was arrested?

They're naked and having sex in a public place and No One Was Arrested?!

That's it!

I'm moving to Tacoma.

[rug]

3. Who has a consensual rendezvous with a tree?

[sarge43]

4. That's taking tree hugging much too far. n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

7. My wife was in Tacoma?

When the hell did that happen?

[Bucky]

8. Oh man, were you in the wrong city?

Well, at least someone came by and claimed her.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Not the first time it happened, either.

It's almost like she WANTS a total stranger to come by and find her that way....

Hey, wait a minute...

[lutefisk]

10. Was she doing six-tree-nine with the tree?

:shrug:

[unpossibles]

11. she'd have to be pretty limb-er for that

sorry, I should just leave that joke where I found it.

[lutefisk]

12. Yes, you should just leaf it where you found it...n/t

[unpossibles]

13. I know, but I was stumped for a better one

I was pretty trunk last night.

[lutefisk]

14. Being trunk was the root of your problem

It saps your energy.

[pokerfan]

15. It's still winter for crying out loud!

I hope it was a fir tree. ;)

[struggle4progress]

16. If she was wearing spurs, she wasn't really naked

[Urban Prairie]

17. She was pining away, while he told the officers that they were barking up the wrong tree n/t

[Kaleva]

18. Lady heard about morning wood and just wanted to give it a try.