There's no such thing as gravity: the Earth sucks.

[arbusto_baboso]

Saw that on a bumper sticker today.

[kentauros]

1. I still need to make up a bumpersticker that says "Native Terran".

I bet I'll get a lot of people asking me if I'm a "terraist" :P

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Really blow their people's minds and tell them you're a homosapien.

[kentauros]

4. The best bumperstickers consist of one word.

That way, you simply state what you are and there's no argument :D

[MrCoffee]

2. That's a good one

Not as good as "Ass, Grass or Gas: No one rides for free", but still a good one.