Oh Goody. "Penis disorder" is listed as a potential side-effect of the meds I'm taking.

[Fire Walk With Me]

I'm already a dick, so what else could occur?

[trof]

1. How can a penis be disorderly?

I have to think about this.

[Dr. Strange]

3. I think what they're saying is...

the penis will be up all night playing loud music and disturbing the peace.

[Xipe Totec]

4. disorderly condom nt

[Demoiselle]

8. Hah hah hee hee. Excellent pun.

[MrCoffee]

2. That would be particularly bad when prescribed to women.

[TommyO]

5. Don't fly Southwest!

[TK421]

6. It could make you a bigger dick, but then again isn't that a good thing?

;-)

[Arugula Latte]

7. I'm a woman. Maybe I'd grow one if I took those meds?

But, I don't want one. As Elaine Bennis said, I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. :scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Well, to quote the Uncle Bonsai song "Penis Envy":

"If I had a penis I'd still be a girl;
but I'd make much more money and conquer the world!"

:applause:

[Duer 157099]

9. What you need is a really helpful link

Try this one and report back:

http://phalliccymbals.wordpress.com/

(don't ask me why I know about it)

[Robeson]

10. "Penis disorder"? What does that mean, exactly?...

...that one's penis is acting in a disorderly nature? That it has a strange disorder? That it is acting disorderly in an obnoxious manner? What's up with this?

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. I don't know!

(panic)

:rofl:

[southerncrone]

11. Well, everything's a trade-off.

Question is: You willing to trade?
I'd think you'd have to be REALLY sick to make THAT trade!
:evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

12. Don't worry

They've got meds for that, too!

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. But what are THEIR side-effects?

:cry:

[pokerfan]

21. sildenafil adverse effects

Headache, flushing, dyspepsia, nasal congestion and impaired vision, priapism, severe hypotension, myocardial infarction, ventricular arrhythmias, stroke, increased intraocular pressure, and hearing loss. (wiki)

But I'm sure that there are meds to counter all of that, too. :hug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Whatever it is, I hope that it only lasts the average 3-5 minutes.

[KamaAina]

17. Be sure not to take more than one of them

you might get taller. :evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

18. Huh, wha?

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. ...

:rofl: :hi:

[Inchworm]

20. Dude! It IS an attribute!

*tickle*

:hi: