If I cut a hole in the ceiling will Ceiling Cat appear?

[The Night Owl]

I must know.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. Only if you're masturbating

Or so I've heard.

[AwakeAtLast]

2. I thought that was Basement Cat

;)

[gmoney]

3. maybe ceiling rat

[marzipanni]

4. If you put a skylight in the hole in the ceiling, two Roof Cats might appear!

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=6911536&l=4418225

[Deep13]

7. Okay, that's a riot. nt

[jakefrep]

5. Yes, and you better haz cheezburger

For tithing, you know.

[Deep13]

6. I choose the believe He will.

Because, you know, believing it makes it true.

[MorningGlow]

8. I've become a Ceiling Cat atheist

Mr. MG was crawling around in the attic (okay, really a crawlspace), putting in insulation, several years ago. He slipped off a beam, and BLAM--his knee came through the bedroom ceiling. We've had that damned hole there ever since (apparently it's against his renovator's religion to replace half-inch drywall, and while he "plans" to replace the entire bedroom ceiling with proper-thickness drywall, time passes...and passes...and passes).

Anyway, in all the years we've had the hole in our ceiling, never ONCE has Ceiling Cat appeared. Thus, CC does not exist, IMO.

I do have some questions about the bat that came through the hole a couple of times last summer, though...