The ultimate in Western social evolution

[Capn Sunshine]

A Dog That Smells Bedbugs, On Twitter

posted without comment. But you just might have one.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Believe it or not...

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...that was my rirst exposure to Twitter.
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I feel seriously malnourished from having been so deprived.
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I remember reading somewhere that 18th Century British seamen (you're
welcome for the straight line) on long voyages were exposed to minute
quantities of Twitter to keep them from developing scurvy.
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This is why English people to this day are referred to as "Twitties".
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Standing outside of clubs all over this great land, I could make a
FORTUNE if only I could find a dog that could sniff STD's.
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I would love it and squeeze it and call it "Prophy".
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