I propose we commission Sarah Palin to write a new National Anthem

[Pharlo]

Shouldn't be more than a confusing verse or two before she quits.

[mitchum]

1. She'll just pass off "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" as her own work

with the Nuge's blessing

[Pharlo]

3. Could be an interesting scenario

Tea partiers singing 'Wang Dang Sweet Pootang' unaware of what the lyrics mean and taking offense when anyone smirked at them.

Levi Johnston issuing a public statement explaining the contents of the song.

Sarah Palin exclaiming it's 'satire' and issuing a public statement to explain how the lyrics are interpreted in her Biblical interpretation.

William Shatner appearing on late night tv to recite the new anthem, and explain the lyrics.

The tea partiers and evangelicals scrambling to distance themselves from the song while embracing Caribou Barbie.

All in all, could make for an interesting week.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. "I can see clearly now. Look, Russia's THERE!" ... ... ... n/t

[Pharlo]

4. "The rain is gone. You Betcha - Putin's HEAD in the RAINBOW!"