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Sun Mar-07-10 12:39 PM
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| How to tell if you have a gambling addiction |
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You just won $100 million in the lottery and offer to roll the state double or nothing.
Your children are named Twenty-One, Poker and Lotto.
"If it happens in Vegas, it stays in Vegas" only applies to your money.
When you say, "I'd bet my firstborn," you mean it.
You bet on line numbers at the DMV.
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Sun Mar-07-10 12:45 PM
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| 1. Your kid's a chip off the old block. |
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Sun Mar-07-10 07:54 PM
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| 3. You tell anyone who will listen |
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About how much money you make at the casino.
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Sun Mar-07-10 08:22 PM
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and bet on who gets to
WIN) use the indoor plumbing
PLACE) the woods line
SHOW) shop for new cloths
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Mon Mar-08-10 08:46 AM
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Mon Mar-08-10 09:59 AM
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| 6. You attend a wedding and give the bride and groom 2:1 odds on it lasting. |
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Mon Mar-08-10 02:01 PM
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| 7. Or offer prop bets on which groomsman will go home with which bridesmaid |
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(Pun on "proposition" was purely unintentional.)
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