was my landlord just hitting on me?

[datasuspect]

she was complaining about her neck pain and i said, "you know what's good for that?"

and she said, "sex?"

i said, "well, maybe, but i was more thinking about marijuana."

she commenced to tell me about how her husband doesn't give her any.

i think i need a grown up right now.

[kayakjohnny]

1. Maybe she meant that her hubby doesn't give her any marijuana.

[datasuspect]

2. they don't smoke

i offer, but they don't partake.

[MrScorpio]

3. Was she twirling her hair?

Were her pupils fairly dilated?

Was she smiling?

Was she very focused on your eyes while smiling?

Did she appear to blush?

Did she try any incidental touching?

Was she leaning forward towards you, with both her face and body pointed squarely in your direction?

How close did she try to stand next to you?

What did you say after she told you that her husband doesn't give her any and what was her reaction to what you said?

[Demoiselle]

4. My goodness, MrScorpio! You should write a textbook.

Could save a lot of embarrassment. And prevent a few conclusions from being, er, jumped to.

[MrScorpio]

6. Some people think that it's hard to figure out if a woman is attracted to someone

I'm not one of those people.

[RainDog]

7. LOLOLOL!!!!!

Detective Scorpio on the case!

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. DAMMIT, man... SKIP...

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... all those foreplay questions!!
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Was she NAKED?!?!?
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I've got an answer for you if she was.
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Was in a bar in D.C. long ago and this attorney was obviously hitting on
me with the "I don't know how (blinkblinkblinktwirl) I'm going to be able
to get some sleep tonight" line.
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I was getting 95% positive vibes that if I had had a pet bunny, she was
eventually going to turn it into hasenpfeffer a la Glenn Close. SCARY!!!
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I was pretty resourceful -- warm milk, tepid shower, leisurely walk around
the neighborhood, ambient music, boring book, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc...
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She finally took the hint and left and the bartender (this REALLY cool mellow
60-ish Gypsy) came over with a drink on the house and told me, "Good move...
I can't explain it, but she was really creeping me out, too."
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Was she, you know... an attorney? In D.C.?
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FROM D.C.?
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[Generic Brad]

5. This story is no good without your land lady's address

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. His middle NAME...

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... is CPAP.
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