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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 12:12 AM
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Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_breast_milk_assault
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vadawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 12:18 AM
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1. yup bodily fluids is bodily fluids, nothing worse than having to wait for the tests to come back
makes no difference what the medium is whether urine, spit, blood, milk, baby gravy or whatever, its still an assault...
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 02:25 AM
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2. This thread is worthless without video footage!
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 02:30 AM
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3. What's up with all the breast milk stories today?
Is it a full moon?
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 02:32 AM
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4. Negative
Full Boobies.. :P
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vadawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 02:38 AM
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5. well as you know, there is nothing worse than jail boobies, followed by jail butt
its enough to make you purell your eyes at times.. yyyyeeeewwwwwww :)
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 02:39 AM
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6. skel gel
in abundance...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 08:56 AM
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7. eewwww
I suppose the jailer can now have a movie made about her : The Squirt Locker

*lame*
:hide:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 11:36 AM
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8. Sometimes one just shouldn't click on a thread.
:hide:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 11:39 AM
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9. Hey now!!!! This is MY thread. You thread stealer you!
:P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:28 PM
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10. I completely missed that!
I was hoping I was first. :cry:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:33 PM
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11. Sure you were!!!
:eyes:












:P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:43 PM
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12. I only wish I were that observant
:rofl:

:hi:
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