Let's talk about mayonnaise

[Cant trust em]

Essential condiment, or disgusting paste?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Chuggo likes this thread.

:thumbsup:

[TZ]

2. NOOOOOOO

No more Mayo threads....:banghead:

[Cant trust em]

3. Have there been many mayo threads?

Man, I've really been missing out.

[TZ]

5. Well between the Breast Milk cheese threads.

and some rather unsavory mayo threads on my Facebook wall..I've kind of on mayo overload!!

[lost-in-nj]

4. as long as it's hellmans

and not that miracle crap....



lost

[Dr. Strange]

6. What the hell IS Miracle Whip?

[TZ]

7. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7508287
Once again, we think alike. :scared:

[lost-in-nj]

9. smoothly whipped

breast milk cheese???

:shrug:


:rofl: :rofl:


lost

[Heidi]

14. It's the nectar of the gods, northern heathen.

Or, as we native Oklahomans pronounce it from the spleen: HEATHERN.

[Dr. Strange]

16. Stop pretending to be from Oklahoma.

You goofy Switzeronian.

[Heidi]

19. There's so much you don't know.

For example, Switzerland was actually named as an homage to former OU football coach Barry Switzer. Smack THAT, yankee swine. :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

21. Verily, you have schooled me well this day.

But don't get too comfortable in your triumph.

[redqueen]

15. I prefer Miracle Whip.

:9

Regular mayo I don't so much like, though.

[Brother Buzz]

8. It's no substitute for lard

Nevertheless, it's definitely an essential condiment.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. mayo instead of butter on grilled cheese sandwiches

yummmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[TZ]

11. I dare you to post that as a topic in GD.

Mayo vs. Butter flamewar, woohoo!! :rofl:

[old mark]

31. Flamewar? There would be people who would have you on ignore

for the next 5 years!

They need anger management over there, the motherfuckers.

mark

[soleiri]

41. Agreed

It makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches.
I learned it from my brother who went to CULINARY school.
that's right, culinary schools are pro-mayo.

[Heidi]

12. OTHER: We can buy Miracle Whip here now!!!!! (nt)

[Bunny]

32. At last! Switzerland joins The Confederation of Nations That Supply Miracle Whip to Their Citizenry!

:woohoo:

[PVnRT]

13. I put mayonnaise on everything, that's how I eat

[CreekDog]

17. I love mayonnaise

well, used to.

(same for cheese) :eyes:

[TZ]

18. How's that diet going?

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

20. I think it's lack of hunger strike now

:rofl:

[Alexander]

22. I had bad mayonnaise at a restaurant when I was a kid.

Puked my guts out for two days straight.

It wouldn't have been so bad, except I had a science fair project I also needed to get done.

Not a fan of the stuff. I'll take mustard over mayo any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

[KamaAina]

23. Along with mustard, it should be declared a weapon of mass destruction

which, among other things, would mean there'd finally be WMD in Iraq.

[Dogtown]

24. Fries and mayo.

Guaranteed to get noticed south of the M/D.

[Cant trust em]

25. Ever been to Amsterdam?

Get some fries with mayonnaise and chili sauce.

I'm drooling a little bit just thinking about it.

[Dogtown]

26. Planning a trip there late summer.

Lifetime fantasy, hope the government doesn't get to tightass.

[Cant trust em]

30. OK. There are a lot of fries places, but my favorite in in Leideseplein.

It's got a yellow awning and is on a side street right off the main drag. I don't know why it was better than the other places we tried, but it just is. I also recommend the knoflook (garlic) sauce.

[Dogtown]

39. Just the spot for the munchies, then.

Thanks!

[Cant trust em]

40. It shouldn't come as a surprise, but Amsterdam is great for pothead food.

Halal food, indonesian noodles, frites....It's a fast food wonderland!

[RainDog]

35. 'turlijk! fritjes met mayonnaise!

french fries came from Belgium, btw... and they eat them with mayo.

btw, if you're in the lowlands - Belgium has MUCH BETTER cuisine than The Netherlands.

if you take a train to Antwerp, the station there is one of those amazing victorian structures. it stops right beside the zoo - which has bonobos - and it's a short walk to Reuben's house and also Onze Lieve Vrau, a beautiful cathedral with Reubens' portraits inside.

behind the church, from the left side, if you're facing it, there's a nice little restaurant whose walls back up to the church. You should get some mussels with fritjes while there. very good.

also a good but affordable pralines maker (chocolates there, not the New Orleans stuff) is Leonidas. Godiva gets all the press here, but Neuhaus is just as good if not better. If you've never had pralines that have real cream in them... these don't keep so you just have to make yourself eat them... lol.

Belgium also has better beers. Kriek is cherry beer. You have to have some. it's a lambic. Duval and Trappist are worth trying... very dark. 100 different beers. I'm sort of a wimp sometimes so I like Vieux Temps. not a heavy beer at all.

oh, people make fun of me where I live because I say "may-o-nahze." rather than.. man-aze?
it's freaking mayonnaise, people! humph.

[Dogtown]

45. There *is* an "o" in there.

Thanks for the tips, Raindog.

I'd like to check some of the WWI trenches whilst there. I have a fascination with that era.

[old mark]

27. Hellman's, heavy on the cholesterol.....nothing better, no substitutes.nt

[Brother Buzz]

36. Hellmann's® has a genuine subsitute

Hellmann's® is known as Best Foods® west of the Rockies.

[old mark]

38. Love them fatty acids, baby!!!!!!nt

[XemaSab]

28. Murre shit

It looks like it, and it smells like it.

I have not tasted murre shit. :P

[DFW]

29. That's what "Hillary Gump" said she advised Jimmy Carter to do while president

"She" said he misunderstood her accent and instead made a speech about "malaise."

If she retires from public service, she could do late night stand-up and blow Leno away.
"Hillary Gump" was one of the funniest videos I ever saw, period.

[flvegan]

33. Vegenaise.

Gotta have it.

[Swede]

34. Miracle Whip is the correct answer.

:shrug:

[pokerfan]

43. +1

Miracle Whip, circumcision and breast milk are always correct answers.

[marzipanni]

51. Not always. The NY Health Department frowns on human milk cheese...

the poor chef only serves it at home, not at his restaurant.
http://gothamist.com/2010/03/09/breast_milk_cheese.php

[bigwillq]

37. I like it

Especially on sandwiches. Big fan of the "salads" too...potato, macaroni, etc.

[azmouse]

42. It's only useful for making cole slaw.

[surrealAmerican]

44. It's fine in its place ...

... and its place is tuna salad or coleslaw. Other places, I don't like it.

[kedrys]

46. You forgot "Sacred Food Group"

:P

[Mudoria]

47. Duke's

It's the only thing worth being called mayonnaise.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

48. I want your DOR

Mayo naise...

[AsahinaKimi]

49. Is Mayonaise used in Deviled eggs?

If so, then yum.

[Mopar151]

50. Cains. There is no other

Hellman's is a poor substitute. Miracle Whip cannot legally be called mayonnaise. I was impressed with the burger dude on Guy Fieri's show who did his own ketchup 'n mayo for his little place.