Someone needs to drag Lindsey Lohan's butt to Corey Haim's funeral

[LynneSin]

because this is where Lindsey is heading if she doesn't clean up her act. I think both actors were very very talented young actors that let the wild life overtake them. Even Brittney Spears seems to have cleaned up her act and is making hit albums again.

I hope Lindsay cleans up her act soon before it's too late.

[BlueIris]

1. While I agree that Ms. Lohan now has two possible outcomes in life, (rehab or death)

Ms. Spears is still around not so much because she "cleaned up her act," but because they loaded her up with psych drugs. Not saying that's a bad thing, but this isn't about cleaning up or an act. These are sick, sick women. Thankfully, one of them has gotten help/minders.

[MissMillie]

2. Just his picture would make me think twice about the hard-partying lifestyle

I've got a few years on Corey, but you wouldn't know it from look at his picture.

OK, so maybe vanity is a lousy reason to avoid drugs... but if it works, I'm not gonna question it.

[LynneSin]

3. My skin has held up pretty well dispite the weight gain

I never smoked, never did drugs and avoided the sun like the plague. I moisturize everyday and make sure I have SPF on when I think i'm even getting close to the son.

I'm in my 40's and although I don't look 20 anymore most folks think I'm my early 30s

[MissMillie]

4. Yeah, most people don't guess my age either

and I'm right there w/ you, in my 40s, and people guessing early 30s. When people hear I have a 22 year old son, they really can't believe it.

[snooper2]

11. I have beautiful soft radiant skin

from the several grams of weed I smoke a day...

I can also see about 34% further than most people :rofl:

[LynneSin]

13. When I talk drugs, usually I mean real drugs - coke, crank, heroin, pills used not the way intended

I guess for me I never really thought of pot any different then drinking. Nothing wrong with it if you use it with common sense.

[mitchum]

5. Yes! I dig little black dress upskirts!

[pitohui]

6. why?

if she's literally so stupid that she never heard before that a person could die of a drug overdose, why would she figure it out by going to some has-been's funeral?

addicts know their addiction kills, unfortunately, that doesn't mean they can stop using, that's sort of the definition of addiction

it's a disease that attacks the brain

diseases that attack the brain aren't cured by someone having a word w. a victim of the disease or by informing the victim of the disease that, who knew, people die of having the disease

addicts know their disease is fatal

[MicaelS]

7. Lindsay Lohan dead dot com

http://www.lindsaylohandead.com/

Okay, so maybe it’s in bad taste. We won’t try to defend ourselves. We bought this domain back when Lindsay supposedly hijacked a car and started chasing one of her former assistant’s mother down a California highway, got arrested by the LAPD who found cocaine on her, got charged with DUI and drug possession for which she has apparently since been sentenced to 1 day in jail and community service? Maybe we have our facts wrong. We must have our facts wrong because, how do you get 1 day in jail and community service for DUI and drug possession while Paris gets 45 days for driving with a suspended license? Kind of odd; but anyhow, we bought the domain name lindsaylohandead.com because we figured Lindsay was going to be dead by the end of that Month (July 2007) at the rate she was going.

As it turns out, Lindsay is still alive and kicking….

Ouch!!! Wonder what the odds makers would give vis-a-vis her reaching her 30th birthday? :evilgrin: :hide:

[Bucky]

18. Okay the race is on! Lindsey Lohan vs Abe Vigoda -- who will die first?!?!??!?

Shut up, Bucky! That's really in bad taste!

[Demoiselle]

8. Agreed,but she's busy at the moment.

She's suing E-Trade for naming a milkaholic baby in one of their commercials "Lindsay."
Poor thing.

[Shell Beau]

9. She already saw her friend Heath Ledger die.

Some people's rock bottom is death.

[LynneSin]

12. Were they really that close

Or was it something she just tells folks?

[Shell Beau]

15. I don't really know, but it was reported that they did the dirty bone dance.

[LynneSin]

16. Well without Heath alive to tell his side of the story I hold everything suspect

and perhaps Lindsey latching on to a celebrity death that really did impact Hollywood. Perhaps she thought some of that could rub off on her.

[arcadian]

10. WTF? Corey Haim died?

[Skittles]

19. yes; sadly he passed away today

[Captain Hilts]

14. Yes. LiLo needs to stop blaming others and clean up her act.nt

[Bucky]

17. Why would you want to interfere in this poor girl slowly killing herself ?

If we didn't have the occasional teen actor killing themselves with drugs, what the heck would we talk about? Let Lindsey Lohan die, already! Think about all the awkward pauses you'll avoid in future conversations.