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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-10 06:06 PM
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Police: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area
(March 8) -- Sometimes multitasking has its limits.

Such is the case in the Florida Keys, where police say a 37-year-old woman crashed her 1995 Ford Thunderbird into another car as she attempted to shave her bikini area.

According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.

The results weren't pretty. Going 45 mph, Barnes and Judy are said to have rear-ended a car that had slowed to make a left turn.

A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/08/police-woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-area/19387991/

Now I've heard it all.......

:rofl:
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-10 06:11 PM
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1. Oh yes...The Keys.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-10 06:13 PM
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2. The whole thing is like a bad sitcom.
Her ex grabbed the wheel? Why didn't they just switch places?

:7
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-10 06:14 PM
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3. perhaps a Happy Hour decision.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-10 06:19 PM
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4. Perhaps............
I wonder if she cut herself when they crashed.

:scared:
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-10 06:39 PM
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5. I read that as Policewoman
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-10 06:49 PM
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6. Me too the first time I read it.
I had to read the headline twice.

:D
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 01:10 AM
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7. A Darwin award winner?
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 11:42 AM
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10. Yep, pretty much..........
:eyes:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 01:42 AM
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8. Barely 9 miles from where I live...
Believe me, this is not that unusual a story in the Keys...

There's always something.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 11:41 AM
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9. Yeah, anything goes in the Keys.
But this one took the cake. LOL!!!

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 02:43 PM
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11. Apparently some things cannot wait.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 08:09 PM
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12. Must be...............
I personally never had that urgency.

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lucas_g20 Donating Member (50 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 09:15 PM
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13. hahaha
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