I really want to set my neighbor's car on fire....

[old mark]

but I want him to be in it.

I'm feeling better for having said that.


mark

[bluesbassman]

1. No you don't. The paperwork takes forever.

But glad you feel better anyway. :)

[LynneSin]

2. For some reason I first thought it was CAT and not CAR

I was thinking "What a sick fuck"

My bad...

[old mark]

6. I wouldn't hurt a cat!!!!!!nt

[Mugu]

3. Thermite.

Easy to make, easy to use, and never fails to please.

[old mark]

5. Thermite means never having to say you're sorry - just burn it down! nt

[gratuitous]

4. Reminds me of the George Carlin line

The existence of the flamethrower is proof that someone, somewhere, had to think to himself, "You know, I'd really like to set those people on fire over there. But how?"

[azmouse]

7. I wished a flat tire on a neighbor once and ya know what happened?

That's right... the next day they really did have a flat tire. Maybe you'll get lucky too.


No, I didn't do it. Yes, I wished I had.

[AsahinaKimi]

8. Why do you hate his car?

Is it a Ford? A Chevy? A GM product...wait. Its a Toyota!! Right? bad, bad Toyota!! I don't blame you, rumor has it, the Soul's of evil Ninja go into every single engine..

Must. Be. Destroyed! (Why do you think There are long lines at Shinto Shrines for Shinto Priests who have to bless every car?? )


Thanks Mark, now I feel better.

[old mark]

17. See? It helps, doesn't it?

I'm not sure what kind of car he has, but I know it's green and has a super loud music system which is one reason he must go...

If it is a Toyota, it may solve the problem for me....


mark

[lucas_g20]

9. me too

[femmocrat]

10. I always wanted to burn down my neighbor's barn.

But I never set foot on his property. He's dead and gone now. Maybe you will be as lucky.

[old mark]

16. I would gladly settle for gone - he lives in the house nextdoor, sponging off the neighbor who pays

he is extremely loud, thoughtless, stupid and obnoxious and one of the few people I have taken a strong dislike to immediately.

It is illegal to actually set him on fire here in PA, so I probably won't do it....As the Great Ethicist our former President Nixon said, "That would be wrong."

mark

[OmahaBlueDog]

11. Question: Are we neighbors?

...just wondering

[emilyg]

14. Great question - LOL

[datasuspect]

12. so you're saying that you have thoughts of harming others?

[Mopar151]

13. Is there a particular reason

Or did the voices have some more good ideas?

The voices LIKE thermite http://www.lindsaybks.com/bks11/thermit/index.html

Welding rail with thermite - just another day for the boys....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6K90cR8Lg


My buddy is thinking of thermiting his neighbor's woodstove, but it has to do with said neighbor ripping full-auto 30 shot clips out the back door......

[Mugu]

15. I would never attempt to speak for anybody else.

However, when the voices get too loud/irritating I generally just give them a few good pokes with a Q-Tip. That is unless they're talking about thermite. In which case I pay close attention.

[pintobean]

18. .

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[Mugu]

19. Ethanol,

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

[MrCoffee]

20. I really want to set my car on fire

Collect the twenty bucks it's worth from the insurance company, and get a proper car (you know, the kind that starts when you turn the key).

[Mopar151]

21. If you have to clean up the mess, it's not worth the bother

And the scrappers here are paying $200/ a car for junks.