Have you ever made "asphalt angels".

[LeftyFingerPop]

This is my favorite summertime activity.

Wait until you get a really hot day, say 95 degrees and sunny.

Drive around on an interstate until you see a road crew doing a multi-million dollar repaving job.

Make sure that the guy operating the steam roller is about 6' 5 " and 400 pounds, and also make sure that buckets of sweat are dripping off him as he tries to get a perfectly smooth finish on the road.

Park your car, get out and take all your clothes off.

Get the attention of the guy that is on the steamroller. Start grabbing your privates and screaming "WOOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKER"!

Then, go do a belly flop into the hot asphalt and make "snow angels"

Then, wait for the road crew to come over to beat the shit out of you with ax handles.

[kimi]

1. This does sound intriguing

Questions: Does the road crew react violently if you're a female, also?

And, however do you clean off that asphalt in the shower?

Summer IS coming soon.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Females should not do this.

Trust me.

































In fact, males probably should not either.

[kimi]

3. Well, damn.

There goes my summer fun. :-(

[kayakjohnny]

4. It's not your ass fault

If you get tarred and feathered.

Get it?

[midnight armadillo]

5. Do you do this on chipseal too?

If so, I tip my hat to you.

[pokerfan]

6. No,

but I've noticed that on triple digit degree days it's not safe to use my motorcycle's kickstand on asphalt. Even the center stand can be a little touch and go.

[azmouse]

7. 95 degrees is a cool Spring day here in the desert.

Man up and make those angels on our 115 degree days in Phoenix!! :woohoo:
The asphalt gets nice and gooey!