The Lounge Plane crashes in the mountains somewhere. How do we decide who gets eaten first?

[rcrush]

I say its not me because I packed my carry on bag with BBQ Sauce and a small grill. I will fight you to the death for it!

[flvegan]

1. Somewhere, a slightly confused BeachBaby has raised her hand and said "me! me!"

:hide:

[rug]

2. The first one to say Rick Astley.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I suppose it would have to be Flvegan

since he wouldn't eat any of the rest of us anyhow. And I bet he's tasty. :)

[LeftyMom]

12. I'm not saying.

[triguy46]

4. Do you want to spend 50 minutes to determine the right answer?

The moral side of cannabilism. Dr. Michael Sandel, lecture at Harvard. If you want to be intellectually stimulated, or to see what a $50K per year education offers you watch this:

http://www.justiceharvard.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=11&Itemid=8

[kayakjohnny]

5. Eaten, how?

Cause there.. um... could be a ..um.. kind of a sexual angle to this, ya know.

Just sayin'.

[rcrush]

6. You want to get sexy with the George Foreman Grill?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. If the plane has crashed in the mountains,

where are you going to plug in the George Foreman grill?

[Aristus]

7. Start with the rugby players. Proven survival food...

:P :+ :hide:

[vadawg]

9. biggest and fattest first, means the meat will last longer and less will have to die

in order to feed the rest...

[kayakjohnny]

10. If it was the 'Lounge Plane', how could anyone in their right mind not know that sucker was going

going to crash?

I mean, come on.

It's the Lounge.

Why did we get on it to begin with?

Unless maybe it was all the music.

And the recipes.

And the cats.








Had to be the cats.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

11. Ask for volunteers...........

failing that, I'm stumped :shrug:

[nolabear]

13. Ever read Mark Twain's "Cannibalism in the Cars"?

Train full of politicians gets stuck in the snow and they have to decide just this issue. It's brilliant.

Oh, and not me. I taste of old socks.

[Duer 157099]

14. Here's what I don't understand

How come it's always assumed that it's got to be a whole person and that they have to die? Why not just cut an arm off of each person until everyone has lost an arm, then repeat with another appendage.

At least everyone gets to stay alive for longer.

[struggle4progress]

15. Well, crap! I just can't catch a break! Y'know, when the pesticide plant where I used

to work exploded and burned for the third or fourth time, I thought Why the hell am I here? Everybody's always dying of cancer and now the frickin lunchroom's gone, too So I just up and quit and rode with Satan's Slaves for a while. But after Tiny, the meth freak, found out he had the HIV, he lost it one day and was running around jabbing people with his blood-filled rig. Well, I don't like being poked with a bloody needle any more than nobody else, and so when the inevitable fracas started there I was in the middle of it with everybody when the po-po arrived. Tiny wasn't looking so good, and I got five to ten for mayhem. Don't go there if you don't have to: I barely lasted two before I figured my way one night and got a job in the virus research lab, and so I got my visits to Doc covered whenever he needed cut out those some more of those pesky little tumors and check my HIV status. Well, a few days ago, Doc says I think I may have some bad news: that looks like leprosy. I got all depressed and went back to the lab and helped get a couple of loose monkeys in their cages and then they started hemorrhaging and died of Ebola. So I thought, No more of this shit! I may as well move to Argentina. I thought I'd just sneak my plastic zipgun -- made it myself -- shoots great -- I thought I'd just sneak it past security and hijack a local puddlejumper -- but the hunkajunk crashes. Dunno. I'm kinda pissed off right now.

[old mark]

16. Whoever looks the most succulent. I think they would volunteer. nt

[krispos42]

17. Whoever has the least amount of kitteh pics in their wallets.

In other words, me! :cry:

[hayu_lol]

18. Ummmm...good question...

have everyone submit a finger. BBQ the fingers. Eat whoever tastes the best first.

[nuxvomica]

19. It would make sense to first identify the vegetarians

A) They are going to starve anyway.
B) Probably tastier.

[madinmaryland]

20. Walt Starr. Because pizza is tasty! Right the fuck now!!

[NightWatcher]

21. I'll be the better man. You all can Eat Me!

[Gormy Cuss]

22. Me.

I don't want to hang around for the SURVIVOR phase.

[lunatica]

23. If I die in the crash you can eat me first.

But if you are then I get to eat you first.

[BlueIris]

24. There no way I can answer this question without sounding dirty. nt

[nolabear]

25. As in "I'm having a ball!"?

Ba-Dump Ching!

[hayu_lol]

26. Hope that someone brought...

extra salt.

[LostInAnomie]

27. I would pick someone that isn't me.

[Ishoutandscream2]

28. Where would we bury the survivors?

[sarge43]

29. Whoever is the slowest? n/t