Oh, HELL. Only 8 MONTHS until Daylight Standard Time and I haven't even STARTED gift shopping

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Looks like THIS weekend's agenda is gonna have to get ADJUSTED, and PRONTO.



:rofl:

[Heidi]

1. Moving to Switzerland would buy you two more weeks.

We don't "spring forward" until March 28.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. It would be worth the price of relocating

Of course, I'd have to buy a lot of gifts to offset the expense, but my list is pretty big.

:rofl:

:toast:

[Heidi]

3. The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger likes you.

He intimated to me that he would be happy to share with you his human-grade, organically-raised cat foods (Pacific Tuna, Atlantic Tuna, Chicken Breast Filet, Pacific Tuna and Young Sardines, and Salmon and Atlantic Tuna) if you can survive on 70 grams per day.

Also, if you're able to curl yourself up into a very compact ball, you can sleep with Ginger in his bed which--while quite small by human man standards--is topped with a fluffy shearling throw and has 180-degree, second-floor view of the bird feeders in our garden and Lago Maggiore down mountain. ;)