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t0dd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 05:32 PM
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Say Uncle.
The middle-aged big shots would not let Nately's whore leave until they made her say uncle.
"Say Uncle," they said to her.
"Uncle," she said.
"No, no. Say uncle."
"Uncle," she said.
"She still doesn't understand."
"You still don't understand, do you? We can't really make you say uncle unless you don't want to say uncle. Don't you see? Don't say uncle when I tell you to say uncle. Okay? Say uncle."
"Uncle," she said.
"No, don't say uncle. Say uncle."
She didn't say uncle.
"That's good!"
"That's very good."
"It's a start. Now say uncle."
"Uncle," she said.
"It's no good."
"No, it's no good that way either. She just isn't impressed with us. There's just no fun making her say uncle when she doesn't care whether we make her say uncle or not."
"No, she really doesn't care, doesn't she? Say 'foot.'"
"Foot."
"You see? She doesn't care about anything we do. She doesn't care about us. We don't mean a thing to you, do we?"
"Uncle," she said.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 05:35 PM
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1. Who is Nately and why should I care about his whore?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 05:44 PM
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2. Nice excerpt.
Heller had quite the handle on institutional inanity. :applause:

...and Milo was the prototype for Halliburton and Blackwater.
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